Mike’s Story – How He Lost 19.2lbs in 6 Weeks

Meet Mike G. But you can call him “Gags”. I prefer Mikey G, but I’m sure he doesn’t. When Gags came to me, he was looking for fast results. Super fast. He was already in decent shape, but he wanted more. He wanted to know how to lose fat and maintain muscle. He told me…

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The Wolverine Deadlift Program

If you want to look like Wolverine, then you’re going to need to be strong. Hugh Jackman proved this when he tweeted this picture:

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The Closest Thing to Drugs: Supplements to Get Lean

When I walked into Pauper’s Pub, my shoes were sticking to the floor. Even though I knew the answer, I still couldn’t convince my brain that the floor was gummy due to beer and not piss.  The lights were dim and I wasn’t going to get on my hands and knees to check. I was…

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Pump Training: Intensity Techniques Explained

It’s all about the pump. Go into the gym on Monday and hang out by the bench press.  You will hear many “bros” say this.  I’m willing to bet that they look like Pauly D or Mike “the Situation”. The problem is that newer research has proven this bro-science to be true.  A good pump…

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Chesticle Erection: How to Build Your Chest

“Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I’m looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, ” Oh my god, I’ve had the old bull now I want…

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