Pizza is a vegetable, and water can’t prevent dehydration

Sadly, this is the state of humanity right now.

Within the last week, US congress ruled that pizza is considered a vegetable in school cafeterias (because of the sauce).  To give you an idea of how stupid this, this is the equivalent of saying that strawberry cheesecake is a fruit.

US Congress rules that pizza is a vegetable

Also this week, Brussels bureaucrats banned drink manufacturers for claiming that water cannot prevent dehydration.

Water Cannot Prevent Dehydration

Forrest Gump put it best, “Stupid is as stupid does”.

I’m sure that Jamie Oliver was appalled when he heard of this news.  If you’ve ever seen his show “Food Revolution”, you know about how ridiculous some school boards are.  This show demonstrates the tragedy of our childrens’ health in the future.

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